How to Avoid a Headache:

- Dont drink two bottles of wine at dinner with your boyfriend.
- Dont stay up until 3AM with said boyfriend doing all kinds of yummy things when you have to work at 8AM.
- Don’t spray your shower down with anti-mildew cleaner and blow-dry your hair while you’re waiting for it to work.
Want to know what happens if you do? You will be hungover. You will not be able to walk, sit or stand comfortably for at least 24 hours. And the hair-dryer will suck the fumes in, heat them up, make them eleventy trillion times worse, and pump those fumes straight up your nose while you’re trying to get your damn bangs to not curl up like a pig’s tail.
Ow. Wow. My head freakin’ hurts.